February 2008

It’s as if I went to sleep and woke up in Oz.

February 27, 2008

This morning, the husband was getting dressed in his professional work clothing to go to his professional job. In contrast to myself, who was busy putting on neon green socks with my orange dog print pyjamas to go work in my home office. Don’t look like that, you totally wish you were me. So he […]

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"What do you think of John Baird?"

February 21, 2008

So John Baird has started running campaign ads about himself, where they ask people on the street what they thought of him. I wish someone had asked me to contribute. Q: “What do you think of John Baird?” A: “I think he’s a puffy, arrogant ass who makes me feel violently angry whenever I hear […]

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The Truth About Beagles

February 16, 2008

After Uno won Best In Show at Westminster, I have a feeling that a whole lot of people are going to think “Wow! That Beagle dog is pretty cute. They’re small, they look like happy little dogs, they’re good with kids. Let’s get one!!” As a Beagle owner, I’m here to tell you a few […]

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Now that’s a dog show

February 13, 2008

Beagle wins Best In Show. Best dogshow evar. Uno, you deserve steak. The best part was the way he started howling when he won. “That’s right! I’m the Beagle! Everyone cheer! Louder! Louder! Cheer with me AROOOOO! Now gimme food!!” Awesome. The Attack Beagle approves.

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Am I boring you?

February 11, 2008

I wouldn’t be surprised if I am. I’m seriously boring myself. It’s just this damned WINTER. And yes, WINTER needs to be capitalized. This WINTER has been the most interminable, bleak, dreary season ever. It has gone on for what feels like forever. I went back to work on Wednesday, November 21, 2007. I remember […]

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Shopify Affiliate Program Launch

February 7, 2008

If there’s any designer type folk who read this blog, perk up your ears: The Shopify Affiliate Program launched this week. We think it’s a pretty good deal: refer a client to us, and you’ll earn 20% of Jaded Pixel’s revenue back as a thank you for bringing us the business. Check it out!

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