May 2009

I should have renamed this blog "Cranky Pregnant Lady Rants"

May 13, 2009

Perhaps high school sex educators could use the last several weeks of blog posts from my pregnancy to teach teenagers birth control and abstinence. “Teacher, why is she so bitter and vile?” “Because the last trimester sucks, Tommy. That’s why you should always put a condom on your peener when you let it out to […]

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The part where the fun part ends

May 7, 2009

In case I ever decide to do this again, in case you ever plan to actually get pregnant, here’s a note for you: 32 weeks is where the fun part kind of ends. You know, the part where you have this cool belly and you can feel the baby kicking and you pretty much feel […]

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