June 2009

In case you’re wondering…

June 25, 2009

I thought I’d make life easier for everyone over the next few days/weeks by putting up an easy website. In case you wanted to ask, I just thought I’d take us out as the middlemen and give you this simple guide…. Have you had that baby yet? (All in good fun people. All in fun!)

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Things That Would Make My Life A Hell Of A Lot Easier Right About Now

June 22, 2009

A housekeeper. Oh wait, we had one of those. Actually we’ve had a few of those, and after a few months they tend to just… poof! Disappear in to thin air, refuse to return our calls and never show up again. It’s like they come work for us then fall into the Disappearing Housekeeper Vortex. […]

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Babies, BlogHer and complete and utter denial: a self-pitying rant.

June 15, 2009

So I was 38 weeks pregnant yesterday. And yet I still hold a valid ticket and hotel reservation for this. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. This conference is less than one month after my due date. Back over the winter when I was…. obviously delusional? I thought, I’ll just get a ticket. Who knows, maybe she’ll be early […]

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I’m only a hero because I’m a chicken

June 10, 2009

37 weeks. Kid’s head is down, I weigh 180 lbs and my feet look like those plastic-wrapped rolls of hay you see in farmers’ fields in the fall - white, enormous and puffy. Sexy like an isotope scandal, baby. And yet, today is the first day where I actually thought, you know, I could stand […]

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36 weeks and whining

June 5, 2009

I love the belly. I love the fact that I no longer have to be self conscious about my soft belly - that right now, I look how I look and I need to make no apologies for it. Sure, the cankles are kind of horrendous, and the puffy face isn’t exactly my best look […]

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