I have exactly 22 minutes to write this post

The kid is sleeping, the bottles are washed and filled, the boobs are drained. I’d love to go take a shower, but the kid is asleep on the couch and moving her = waking a sleeping baby = are you high?

So I sit, and I surf, and I think about how my IQ has dropped about 60 points since giving birth.

Seriously.

Yesterday, I forgot how to take a screenshot with my Mac. I mean, I thought I knew how to do it. I kept pressing Ctrl-Option-4. Over and over. And it didn’t work, and I didn’t know why. I thought it was because I had installed new software, but how stupid is that? How dumb are you, Apple, to change keystrokes just because you felt like it in a new release? Yeah, Apple’s the dumb one. Which I found out when I asked Twitter about it, and someone kindly pointed out the correct sequence. The sequence I’ve been using for oh, three years? The sequence that just dribbled out the bottom of my head for no reason?

Yeah.

There’s no real point to this post, except to say I have no brainpower to even write anything anymore. I’m beyond sleep deprived, even though I get more sleep than I have any right to be getting at this point in new-mom-dom. Maybe I’ve drained my brains out through my nipples or something. Who knows.

So in lieu of posting anything coherent, I’ll just show you a picture of my kid.